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Obama v. Teleprompter and the Prepackaged Presidency

  • Written by JeremyJeremy 1 Comment1 Comment Comments  |  Updated: March 19, 2009

    Sky News in Merry England tells us today of another tale of teleprompter dependency on the part of President Obama.

    Now, I’ve had to recite speeches before. To small groups, to classes, for training purposes, things like that. Not wanting to be caught completely flat-footed on the podium — especially knowing what stage fright itself can do to your memory acumen, however remarkable it is while you’re practicing solo — I’d refine a fairly strict speech ahead of time, taking down notes of key points to refer to once on stage, expecting deviation in the details of how I present it (pending what feels most natural, crowd reactions, time strictures, and so on). The whole process, to me, was always stressful and exhausting. So I’ve got sympathy for teleprompter dependence in an abstract sense.

    But I’ve also held onto this crazy notion that perhaps the expectations would shift a bit if I were a company executive, a marketer, a salesman, or — you guessed it — a politician. Run-of-the-mill politicians should be fairly accomplished at public speaking: fund raisers, televised announcements, meetings with unions, presentations before the legislature, miscellaneous luncheons, and myriad other engagements would tend, I would think, to polish one’s adroitness in that kind of thing.

    Then you take a guy like Obama, a guy who’s climbed a long ladder of positions to reach the top, who’s lauded as an accomplished orator even among Presidents, who’s regarded as earnest and honest, young and intelligent, a refreshing change from the wooden puppets we’ve come to label “politicians” for decades, if not longer. Is it really too much to expect that the guy with enough arrogance to re-engineer our economy and healthcare speak candidly and from his own mind about those very topics?

    As it stands, his rather unchanging, inhuman delivery combined with his slowness in realizing what he was even reading, lends the impression that while the teleprompter is the text delivery mechanism for a speechwriter’s latest opus, Obama is nothing more than the Animatronic component. Are any of his ideas even his? If they are, does he even understand them?

    I realize that all of these people have been cowed by the media and its insistent 24-hour news cycle, of YouTube and its merciless parodies and mashups, and of the thousands of blogs that will use any mistake as fodder for another superficial attack. But did we really elect a guy who’s too condescending to think the American people can see past that nonsense, and too much of a coward to bear it?

    Rush Limbaugh has a funny take on the same event.

  1. #1 Salaam Malakim says:
    June 8, 2009 at 1:06 pm

    Jeremy,
    Why do you not allow long comments? Seems kinda weird for a blog, but whatever, it’s your blog.

    Well this is just fascinating. Do you really believe this? Do you really think that Obama is basically, well, retarded, except that he can read a teleprompter? And do you really think that most people believe that?

    I can understand thinking that raising the marginal tax rate from 36% to 39% is the end of the world, but this Republican/Fox News fixation with the teleprompter is just weird. I understand it, it’s the “attacking him at his strength” strategy, but do you really think that this is going to lead to the Republican revival? Or do you think that maybe with enough paper cuts, he’ll bleed to death?

    I don’t get it. I understand the anger about policy, honestly, but this isn’t about policy. It’s about trying to make fun of him, to denigrate him, to belittle him. But why? Do you think that’s going to stop a health care reform bill from passing Congress? I don’t think so. I guess if it makes you feel better, go right ahead. Do you ever think that the majority of people are looking at this kind of behavior and thinking it’s just a little bit childish? And Obama really doesn’t look that childish, or petty, when compared to Glenn Beck and Dick Cheney and Newt Gingrich and people who obsess about teleprompters.

    It sucks to lose, and it sucks to be in the minority, and believe me, I know, I been there. But what if the economy is not completely in the dumper in the fall of 2010? Really, what do you guys think is going to happen? How are Republicans going to come back? Do you think that everybody is going to wake up one day and say “Gee, George W. Bush was terrific”? I don’t think that that is going to happen, and really, if I were trying to make strategy for the Republicans at this point, I’m not sure what I would do. When you add up all the people with inherited wealth and all the people who hate the gays, it just don’t add up to a winning coalition.

    Keep going on about the teleprompter, though. It’s very smart and appealing.

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